Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Move B!tch, get out the way, get out the way B!tch get out the way...

The opening scenes of Hancock was really something. Will Smith, as John Hancock, is a bum sleeping on a street bench, only for a kid to wake him up, telling him to get the bad guys reported on the T.V. screens. The kid calls him "asshole!" after Hancock tells him to piss off - cute.

So he gets up, flies off in style (and damn it looked good. Flying heroes always make me jealous, I want to fly damnit!) and pwns the villains: 3 Asians to be exact, listening to trance, while the background music to all that was Ludacris' "Move Bitch" - which gee'd the scene up even further.

That was the best bit in the film.

The remainder of the movie was based on Hancock's unknown past and who he actually was in relation to the hot Charlize Theron who plays Mary Embrey. I would give this movie 3 and a 1/2 stars.

Hancock in costume.